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BUSH / ABRAMOFF PHOTOGRAPHS
[By
Allen
L.
Roland*]
Jack Abramoff said in correspondence made public on Thursday that President Bush met him "almost a dozen" times, disputing White House claims Bush did not know the former lobbyist at the center of a growing corruption scandal. - Reuters
A picture is worth a thousands words in refute to, “I Never did have my picture taken with that man.” Here are nine photos of Bush and Abramoff at the White House –
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article11867.htm
By the way, Bush received at least $100,000 from Abramoff in the 2004 campaign and has returned only $6,000.
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*Allen L. Roland served five years as a Navy fighter pilot and ten years as a stockbroker. He has earned a masters degree in psychology and now works as a therapist with an active private counseling practice in the San Francisco Bay Area.
Roland has a wonderful website, Allen L. Roland's Radio Weblog. He also publishes a newsletter that is TPJ recommended. You may subscribe here: Newsletter He also guest hosts a twice monthly national radio show TRUTHTALK on Conscious talk radio.
MARS TO EARTH:
“WE AIN’T GOT NO OIL!”
[by Loren Adams*]
Arrogantly
announcing a manned mission to Mars, Bush was either
(1)
trying to divert attention from his dismal record, or
(2)
thought there might be oil under those red rocks — at least enough to supply his
Halliburton buddies.
But things back on earth can’t get much more bizarre. Continuing a war and
occupation under false pretenses, the Bush regime is dragging the U.S. into
inevitable economic collapse, political turmoil, and social unrest — no matter
if the 2004 economy is temporarily spiked for political advantage. (Which of
course it most certainly will be — by the masters of deceit, Bush & Rove.)
Imagine two Martians discussing the shocking news just broadcast from sister
planet Earth about Bush’s invasion of their virgin territory?
MORQ:
Hey, Xenu, did you pick up Dubya’s State of the Union the other day?
XENU:
Unfortunately, yeah. Earthlings invading Mars! I wonder what Bush’s pretext will
be this time? “Martians stockpile weapons of mass destruction and are a
gathering threat to Earth.” Reminds me of that stupid flick, “Mars Invades.”
Probably one of Bush’s favorites. Yeah, idiots go for that crap and take it
literally!
MORQ: No, he probably thinks we have oil. He’s too stupid to realize
that if we didn’t have dinosaurs, we ain’t got no oil! Halliburton probably
already has a no-bid contract out on us since Bush & Cheney are so cozy with the
crooks.
XENU:
Halliburton will get Mar’s oil contract, Bechtel will get the sweetheart deal
for building barracks, and Kelogg-Brown & Root will get to serve astro-meals to
those poor humanoids who can’t tolerate our green-slime soup.
MORQ: Meanwhile, what will they do to Martians? “LIBERATE” us? From
what? I can hear Bush now: “It’s all about FREEDOM! The Martians needed
to be LIBERATED from an evil regime, so the U.S. was forced to spend $5 trillion
to go to Mars to FREE those poor green aliens.” They'll call it “OPERATION
MARTIAN FREEDOM,” the idiots! Who the hell do those earthlings think they are?
God’s gift to the universe?
XENU:
Oh, I bet there are enough dumb rightwing kooks back on earth to believe Bush,
the dumbass. It was hard enough to finally get them to grasp their planet wasn’t
flat. And get this! They still don’t believe they evolved from apes! On the
other hand, just let Bush open his mouth, and they swallow every stupid word.
Amazing.... Like terrorists carrying Almanacs around to find targets.... duct
tape and plastic to protect from WMD, and God commanding him to bomb Baghdad....
Pure madness. I can’t wait for them to get a good look at us REAL aliens!
MORQ: But, Xenu, it’s the pre-text to the invasion.... The colonization
of Mars under the pretense of “liberating” us for some manufactured reason....
Or because we supposedly have WMD. I wish I had one of those sci-fi ray guns
right now.... I’d zap the White House.... Maybe turn it GREEN as a trademark.
Or better yet! Turn Bush into a green toad.
XENU:
So.... What if WE decided to invade Earth? What would they think if an alien
spaceship landed on the their precious planet? Nawww.... Bush would never stand
for that. It’s okay for him to run around the universe “liberating” everyone
else, but it’s another story if other beings try to liberate them. It’s like
Bush’s cult is holier-than-thou and nobody had better challenge them on it.
MORQ: Yeah, and I bet he wants to “democracize” us too. But probably
he’ll do us like he did Iraq and Gore.... Claim the majority doesn’t count. What
a hypocrite! He’ll send Bremer up here in some outlandish expensive spacesuit —
complete with cowboy boots — so he can play outerspace viceroy and occupy the
planet. Then, he’ll call up Halliburton to drill and all the other corporate
cronies to exploit. But when they drill dry holes, look out! All hell will
break loose, because that’s what it’s all about! Freedom? My ass!
XENU:
Well, I’m BUSHed just thinking about him. I’ve had about all I can stand for one
day. Let’s go mess up some more of their little robot playthings. By the way,
did they name their midget Rovers after Karl Rove or am I just getting paranoid?
MORQ: You’ve got a point! I don’t know, but probably their first manned
spacecraft to Mars will be called BUSHIP — in honor of their magnificent
commander, the great ignoramous. What a moron!
XENU:
Hey, let’s just MOON them for spite, shall we? Where’s that little Rover? Are
its cameras on? Besides, Bush wouldn’t know the difference between my ass and a
hole in the ground.
MORQ: Take that, you moron! (baring all for cameras) I hope you like
looking at my little green buttocks, earthlings, because these are the only
weapons of mass destruction you’ll find! Now you can quit calling the bare-all
technique “MOONING” and start calling it “MARSING”!
XENU:
I hope Michael Powell doesn’t come after us like he did Janet! HeHe! Come on
up, FCC! We’ll show you a little de-regulation! HeHe!
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*Loren Adams is a local union president in Arkansas. He formerly was editor of a union paper and was a technical writer-publisher at the University of Arkansas in Fayetteville.
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